Dating riddles jokes

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The best part of any person is always their Dark Side. A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.

A: Because "They're all about that base, 'bout that base, no rebels." Q: Do you know when a woman becomes a jedi? Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Obi-Juan Kenobi Q: What do you call Mexican Jedi apprentice?

So Joe was once again caught lying to his teacher, and his teacher Mr. What did the Joe say that caused him not to get punished at all? Listen to my situation: “A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. But he was also the son of my wife’s daughter which made him my wife’s grandson. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father’s wife, I am my stepmother’s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child’s aunt, my son is my father’s nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!

There were two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle.

What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me.

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and white when you are done with it?

Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild? Q: What do you call your ex-girlfriend with Pms and Esp? That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself." Flowers A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now." And her boyfriend asks "Why, don't you have a vase?

A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet. The second one I called mountain dew, because when it came to mounting he knew what to do. Then the other girl interrupts saying "Hold on a minute. " The girl smiles and says "Yes it is" Rich & Poor A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their girlfriends. " And the poor man says "I'm buying her a pair of slippers and a dildo.

" Marie says "Doctor said your gonna die" My Last 3 Boyfriends Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they've had in the last year.

Since no one was around for miles Marie called a hospital and told the doctor "Quick Quick I need your help my boyfriend got bit by a snake on his penis" The doctor told her "Maam your gonna have to suck the venom out yourself" Marie asked "Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom" The doctor says "Sorry theres nothing we can do" So Marie goes running to her boyfriend When she gets there Jay says with pain "So what did the doctor say?

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